My life till now

[Audience]

Don't know to say lucky or unlucky she was the most beautiful and popular girl working in the pub this is where most thing happen in such place as people get jealous with each others just because of ladies

Waitress 3: hi i am amanda, you?

Monkey: monkey (as feedup from waitress 2 for laughing)

Amanda: unique name. You first time here?

Monkey: yes first time. Finally you talk but not just fill up my glass only.

Amanda: you look like something bothering you so i not dare to distrub you. quarrel with girlfriend?

Monkey: no,  just think about some stuff.

Amanda: ok stop think. Lets enjoy and drink,  cheers. (After drinking few cup with her) what are you doing study or working?

Monkey: not study or working just passing time daily.


At this time,  4 ahbeng came in,  the moment they came in they was staring at me chatting with amanda as if i kiled their dad. They are always here to support amanda because one of them trying to woo amanda but  today others waitress are the one who enterain them but not amanda,  she did not entertain the group but just at my table all the time


Monkey: this group come in keep stare me like i am the one who kill his dad

Amanda: is ok just ignore them. The one in gold hair keep jio me but i reject. They are kind of show off how good they are, i really dislike but no choice because of sale i have to entertain them.

Not long later ahbeng 1 from the grouo came over to amanda side telling her.

Ahbeng1: amanda gold hair find you. Go accompany him.

Amanda: later i go over. I have new customer.

Ahbeng1: fuck care him la. See this type of guy slipper,  short pant, t-shirt confirm no money buy you ladies drink.

(I just ignore because is non of my business i am here to drink only)

Amanda: don't scare my customer away. I will go over later.

Ahbeng1: cannot la now come. Gold hair wait you very long already.

(Ahbeng talking to me)


Ahbeng1: Eh siao lian eh siam la amanda xi wa eh brother girl. (Eh young one get lost la amanda is my brother girl)

(I just ignore and see what's more he is capable of)


Ahbeng1; why diam diam? (Why keeping quiet?)
poor boy get lost la. You go ask your dad how to woo girl first before you come. Woo girl need money you have anot?

This is the moment where i detest the most when people say about my family, in my mind i was thinking don't argue nor fight i am just to enjoy beer with music, will just keep quiet and perform some show to teach him a lesson and digrace him by not judging others by its dressing. While he still standing there.

Monkey: amanda how much is the most expensive water you have it in here? (Trying to act like those kumpong boy instead of alcohol i am saying it as water)

Amanda: most expensive is martell and chivas cannon $1088 and $1188 for martel

Monkey: how about the water for waitress here?

Ahbeng1 was confused and seeing what i am trying to do. while waitress 1 and waitress 2 stop what they are doing seeing what i am trying to do as well, and they ask ken to ask me don't disgrace and offend them as they alway spend $400-$500 a night.

Waitress 1&2: ken ask your friend stop and don't disgrance himself please

Ken: do my friend look like disgraceful to you all?  (Mumble finally its show time)

Amanda: one ladies drink is $10

Monkey: ok how much more to hit your target today or this month?

Amanda: monthly sale basic. I need about $2500 in 2days time.

Monkey: ok get me a bottle of chivas and martell.. Wait wait wait...  I forgot that one call cannon..  Get me each of that so call cannon.



Amanda: you sure?

Since my dad around time i always bring lots of cash with me as he always give me like free flow and i do not really have place to spend it afterall, so since young i do have the habit of bringing hugh amount of cash with me no matter where i go if not i won't feel safe when outside.. Amanda was shock so do everyone around. She was about to go over and get the liquor i stop her again.

Monkey: wait. wait.. wait..

Amanda: huhhh????

Monkey: You see the few tray of ladies mineral water?  Get all the 5 tray over here too.

So what i request is all on the table, because of the 2 big cannon drew attention to all patron and waitress in the pub including the others 3 ahbeng eying on our table


Monkey: ok $2500 sale right?
(Chivas $1088 martell $1188 ladies drink one tray have 16 $160 per tray)

Monkey: $160 x 5 = $800 + 1088= $1888 + $1188 = $3076

Monkey: wahhh wahh ken i never study but my math so good. Wahhaahaha.

Ken: ki hong kan la. (Showing me those very fast action middle finger)


Take out a stack of $1000 bill mix with small note from my pocket pass to amanda, here it's goes you hit your target for this month. Here is total of four $1000 noted.

Amanda: taken the money with the shock of her life. (Those shock face you get if your mistress tell you that she is pregnant) i will get you the change.


Monkey: oh ya,  wait..wait...wait... i forgotten,  this 2 tower $120 so total $3196
(At the moment i said WAIT,  she gave me the disbelief face, those kind of face that your mistress will give when you ask your mistress to abort the baby) and the rest are your tips for today.


Ah beng 1 walk back to their table with the unbelievable look, those look i will describe as (what the fuck, my girlfriend marry and the groom is not me?) Amanda thanks me the whole night,  Its was a unbelievable night for everyone there,  I ask amanda to treat everyone in this pub those liquor i order including one big cannon of chivas to the ahbeng table.

[14animal]

Long await updates. Thanks

[xAhKingx]

Please do not stop !!

[loopy13]

Original enticing story. One of the better threads in SBF. A fan here.

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[IceLem0nTea]

Originally Posted by loopy13

Original enticing story. One of the better threads in SBF. A fan here.

Agree with you bro! Support and camping here

[bustiness]

Please continue TS

[Theout]

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[Keele]

Originally Posted by bustiness

Please continue TS

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[SinisterX]

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[yangmehmeh]

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[SerjioLopez]

Please continue bro

[notagoondu]

Very interesting story.. Waiting for the nxt update

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