My latest online classifieds adventure

[OsamaBinLaden]

It has been quite a while since I last made any meaningful contribution to the forum. Finally, thought maybe it's about time I share something I experienced recently.

99% of what I am sharing is my true encounter. The other 1% is fictional, for reading pleasure.

Bros who have followed some of my past threads will know that I am quite a fan of online classifieds. I have had quite a few hits. So to those bros who think these are useless, think again, as I can vouch that there are some real gems to be found. Just takes a bit of time, but once you hit the jackpot, the rewards are endless.

[seabass]

I tot SEAL Team 6 took you out?

[WithoutEuu]

That was a conspiracy by US.

[mr_missile]

camping for bro OBL to continue his story. beer and chips all ready liao.

[OsamaBinLaden]

The thing about using these online classifieds is not for you to reply to the ads posted by the ladies. The few genuine onea would be receiving tonnes of replies which will jam their inbox, the rest are either freelancers or just what I call "robot" posting.

I usually post my own ads. It is really important to craft your ads as detailed and articulate as possible. The genuine ladies looking to hook up in these classifieds, I think, are mostly looking for brains. Once you have mastered the skill of crafting a good ad, the rewards are much better than striking the Group 1 prize in Toto or first prize in 4D...

Anyway, back to my latest adventure, there I was, my ad nicely crafted and online, the bait is there, just waiting for the fish to bite it.

That fish did come, a few days after the bait was dropped...

[OsamaBinLaden]

Originally Posted by seabass

I tot SEAL Team 6 took you out?

Originally Posted by WithoutEuu

That was a conspiracy by US.

Originally Posted by mr_missile

camping for bro OBL to continue his story. beer and chips all ready liao.

Wow... feel so privileged and honoured to have the following of so many senior samsters bros

[OsamaBinLaden]

The not-so-long-awaited reply came, with a link to her picture. "Cute!" was the first thought that came to my mind. Although I am seasoned enough to know that there are also many ladies with a really cute and beautiful face, but with a body of a 5-tonner.

Soon, we were exchanging messages on WhatsApp. I tried asking for more pics, but she did not give. She asked for my pic. I gave some pics that I took during a recent trip to USS, no personal pics. A word of advice to some bros, never give out your personal pics. Got her added on WeChat, her WC profile pic was of the same cute face I had seen earlier. Still no full body pic, but never mind.

We made plans to meet, with no concrete plans of what we were going to do when we met up. Just a simple lunch and see how things go. If I see a baby elephant, the first meet might probably also be the last...

[FookingPartner]

Originally Posted by seabass

I tot SEAL Team 6 took you out?

I thot you were cooked by the masterchef

[ProjectSpectre]

Learn new things here!

[shawn teo]

Originally Posted by OsamaBinLaden

We made plans to meet, with no concrete plans of what we were going to do when we met up. Just a simple lunch and see how things go. If I see a baby elephant, the first meet might probably also be the last...

What happen next ?

[MaiTuaPao]

Originally Posted by ProjectSpectre

Learn new things here!

We learn new things everyday

[otamay]

Camping here for more updates.

[kans]

Originally Posted by OsamaBinLaden

I gave some pics that I took during a recent trip to USS, no personal pics. A word of advice to some bros, never give out your personal pics.

what you mean by personal pics?

[Rasta Marley]

Long time no see Bro OBL; nice to see you back and sharing yet another one of your juicy and exhilarating escapades

Will check back regularly on this thread for your updates

[reading]

valuable lessen hehe, really a mastermind of ...