Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by liufatt
Got 1 more super jialat story to share.
me and 2 friends kana rob at HCM. Damn shag. I got seperated from my 2 friend. It took me 4 hours to go back to my hotel. I too seh to even remember my hotel name. Wanted to call police but i doubt they will help lol.
Total Damage for me : around 80SGD. Heng i kept my handphone and most of my money in my safe box
My 2 friends : 2 phones and $200SGD
The next day we ask around for the robber details, wanna find them then found out that they belongs to a local robbery gang that robs dick itchy tourist.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
was doing the deed halfway with my fb when her daughter opened the door, but then she quickly closed it, dun know if she saw anything, advice, pls check if and make sure that the doors are locked properly.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by sun814
another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
many years back after one drinking session, i was feeling very horny then i drove my gf to mount faber carpark. I did not checked my watch and apparently it was coming close to dawn. After finishing our "dawn attack" in the car, the lights are coming out and 1 see a few people doing their warming up exercise.
Quickly, I drive my car away ... feeling very jialat.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by SkyIsMighty
Just collect car... the sales agent is chio bu she bend over to pick up paper...and gana zhougeng.
i saw her neh neh liao i buay tahan step on accelerator bang into the wall!
Hope all think is jialat enuf!
I vote this the winner
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Originally Posted by lasupkia
Many moons ago after drinking session with Kakis then went straight to GL. The chicken giving an awesome BJ and suddenly all the beer rushed to my bladder and I unloaded my pee into her mouth. All the full Cantonese vocab cursing everything under the sun came put of her mouth.
Like this how jialat?
Jialet for the gal, not u lah!
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Originally Posted by dhdlgggk
meant to send LJ photo to gf but end up sending to friend by mistake. counted? lol
Lucky ol'coyote didnt send the LJ pic to teacher instead of form.. Woot! That one lagi jialat! Especially she make police report... Fwah! Complicated man, explain police, explain wifey.. explain daughter.. must find hole man!
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by ExBro
Lucky ol'coyote didnt send the LJ pic to teacher instead of form.. Woot! That one lagi jialat! Especially she make police report... Fwah! Complicated man, explain police, explain wifey.. explain daughter.. must find hole man!
a beri good point...
lucky me no send FL pics or me bonking vids...
will have to explain big time...
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Last time call liao fl at fortune center,finished biz realised i left ny wallet in office.in the left my hp with her as collateral.and gt.to lie to my gf i lost my hp when she call.me.sibei jialat
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by sun814
another time was with 2 female colleagues, wanted to show them some words or excel documents from my thumb disk on my laptop. just after opening the files in the thumbdisk, a pic of my fb bbbj for me appears on the screen I had to scramble to close the pic, after that I have to make the apologies to them, and i have to explain that that was my wifey (luckily they have never seen her before)
Bro, your 2 female colleagues felt horny after seeing yr lanjiao