Hey guys, I've always wondered how my own semen tasted out of curiosity. I've seen many women writing on forums, saying that it's salty, bitter, sweet etc...
Therefore, I was in the office doing my work, when I went to the toilet to wank off.
Before I tell you how it tasted, let me tell you what my diet consist... I eat fruits after each meal, the most common fruits would be banana during breakfast, which I add in to whatever I had that morning. Apple would be for lunch and for dinner it would be apple, pear or whatever I have in the fridge. One thing to note is that I don't eat orange because I hate it. Also, I drink a lot of water, because that's the only way to get out of office and take a break in the toilet. By the time I knock off from work, I would've drank about 1.8 litres of water.
I ejaculated on my left hand, and swipe a small portion on my left thumb. I then put it in my mouth to and tasted it.
It tasted of nothing, like plain water. I don't know what the fuck those girls were talking about when they said it was salty. However, the texture of my semen was very creamy like that of a durian. My semen also felt very cold, maybe because I work in an office and it's always 18 degrees celsius. If I could substitute what my semen tasted like, it was like tasting double cream frost, the one you see on birthday cakes, except that it was not sweet. After tasting it, I swallowed it and felt my throat being irritated by it. Maybe, because it was sticky that's why my throat wasn't that comfy with it, had to drink water to push it down.
The experience was an eye opener for me! Maybe, I will try a new diet and get a better tasting semen. I will see if the Michelin inspectors can award me 3 Michelin Stars. I will get Gordon Ramsay to try it and see if he likes it.
Hey guys, I've always wondered how my own semen tasted out of curiosity. I've seen many women writing on forums, saying that it's salty, bitter, sweet etc...
Therefore, I was in the office doing my work, when I went to the toilet to wank off.
Before I tell you how it tasted, let me tell you what my diet consist... I eat fruits after each meal, the most common fruits would be banana during breakfast, which I add in to whatever I had that morning. Apple would be for lunch and for dinner it would be apple, pear or whatever I have in the fridge. One thing to note is that I don't eat orange because I hate it. Also, I drink a lot of water, because that's the only way to get out of office and take a break in the toilet. By the time I knock off from work, I would've drank about 1.8 litres of water.
I ejaculated on my left hand, and swipe a small portion on my left thumb. I then put it in my mouth to and tasted it.
It tasted of nothing, like plain water. I don't know what the fuck those girls were talking about when they said it was salty. However, the texture of my semen was very creamy like that of a durian. My semen also felt very cold, maybe because I work in an office and it's always 18 degrees celsius. If I could substitute what my semen tasted like, it was like tasting double cream frost, the one you see on birthday cakes, except that it was not sweet. After tasting it, I swallowed it and felt my throat being irritated by it. Maybe, because it was sticky that's why my throat wasn't that comfy with it, had to drink water to push it down.
The experience was an eye opener for me! Maybe, I will try a new diet and get a better tasting semen. I will see if the Michelin inspectors can award me 3 Michelin Stars. I will get Gordon Ramsay to try it and see if he likes it.
Hey guys, I've always wondered how my own semen tasted out of curiosity. I've seen many women writing on forums, saying that it's salty, bitter, sweet etc...
Therefore, I was in the office doing my work, when I went to the toilet to wank off.
Before I tell you how it tasted, let me tell you what my diet consist... I eat fruits after each meal, the most common fruits would be banana during breakfast, which I add in to whatever I had that morning. Apple would be for lunch and for dinner it would be apple, pear or whatever I have in the fridge. One thing to note is that I don't eat orange because I hate it. Also, I drink a lot of water, because that's the only way to get out of office and take a break in the toilet. By the time I knock off from work, I would've drank about 1.8 litres of water.
I ejaculated on my left hand, and swipe a small portion on my left thumb. I then put it in my mouth to and tasted it.
It tasted of nothing, like plain water. I don't know what the fuck those girls were talking about when they said it was salty. However, the texture of my semen was very creamy like that of a durian. My semen also felt very cold, maybe because I work in an office and it's always 18 degrees celsius. If I could substitute what my semen tasted like, it was like tasting double cream frost, the one you see on birthday cakes, except that it was not sweet. After tasting it, I swallowed it and felt my throat being irritated by it. Maybe, because it was sticky that's why my throat wasn't that comfy with it, had to drink water to push it down.
The experience was an eye opener for me! Maybe, I will try a new diet and get a better tasting semen. I will see if the Michelin inspectors can award me 3 Michelin Stars. I will get Gordon Ramsay to try it and see if he likes it.
Have you tried your own semen?
Wtf man, but yea, I tasted mine before about 7 years back, mine was sashimi taste. But bro, please stop, I cringed when I read this hahaha.
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Hey guys, I've always wondered how my own semen tasted out of curiosity. I've seen many women writing on forums, saying that it's salty, bitter, sweet etc...
Therefore, I was in the office doing my work, when I went to the toilet to wank off.
Before I tell you how it tasted, let me tell you what my diet consist... I eat fruits after each meal, the most common fruits would be banana during breakfast, which I add in to whatever I had that morning. Apple would be for lunch and for dinner it would be apple, pear or whatever I have in the fridge. One thing to note is that I don't eat orange because I hate it. Also, I drink a lot of water, because that's the only way to get out of office and take a break in the toilet. By the time I knock off from work, I would've drank about 1.8 litres of water.
I ejaculated on my left hand, and swipe a small portion on my left thumb. I then put it in my mouth to and tasted it.
It tasted of nothing, like plain water. I don't know what the fuck those girls were talking about when they said it was salty. However, the texture of my semen was very creamy like that of a durian. My semen also felt very cold, maybe because I work in an office and it's always 18 degrees celsius. If I could substitute what my semen tasted like, it was like tasting double cream frost, the one you see on birthday cakes, except that it was not sweet. After tasting it, I swallowed it and felt my throat being irritated by it. Maybe, because it was sticky that's why my throat wasn't that comfy with it, had to drink water to push it down.
The experience was an eye opener for me! Maybe, I will try a new diet and get a better tasting semen. I will see if the Michelin inspectors can award me 3 Michelin Stars. I will get Gordon Ramsay to try it and see if he likes it.
Have you tried your own semen?
What's so funny???
You sound twisted perverted n degenerate. Even worse than those guys who sniff panties tampons or watch their wives get fucked.
If you're a si ginnah it's not so bad. For working adult u sound sick
Even those idiots who drink their own urine do it cos they erroneously think it got medicinal properties. And They only drink their own urine BTW.
U taste yr sperm due to curiosity?? U sound as nutty as those who cook n eat shit. Or collect their hair n finger nails.
And if your company finds out u masturbate at work even after office hours, you'll get sacked ASAP. Good Luck going to MOM getting your job back
AND garbagement n cb media will bookmark your thread n use it as ammunition to say this forum is for DEPRAVED individuals n it should b banned. Sam will thank u
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Exchange points funny ma
U read my post to ts bo. Solid right
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Fucking solid. I didn't know how to explain why it was funny but you really can express it out.
But yes, I agree, bro sadfa is right, abit harsh but that's his style, it sets the standards.
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