It's a hot, sunny morning. MrStyleKing is out prowling at one of his sponsor's food stall trying to find out the public response to his famous food blog.
The food stall is surprising quiet even at lunch time. After waiting for some time MrStyleKing finally sees a well-dressed old man ordering his food. He wasted no time to approach the old man and asks 'Excuse me, are you here because you have read my most famous food blog?'
The old man gives a blank look at him and ignores.
MrStyleKing asks again 'Excuse me, i am sure you have heard of me, MrStyleKing, the number one food blogger right?'
The old man continues to eat his food without giving an answer.
MrStyleKing asks again 'Sorry but if you have not visited my food blog please start reading it now to know more fantastic food lobangs'
The old man stops eating suddenly and replies 'Cut it out faggot, for fuck i wanna visit your food blog when i know you even got your ass fucked in a sex forum?
It's a hot, sunny morning. MrStyleKing is out prowling at one of his sponsor's food stall trying to find out the public response to his famous food blog.
The food stall is surprising quiet even at lunch time. After waiting for some time MrStyleKing finally sees a well-dressed old man ordering his food. He wasted no time to approach the old man and asks 'Excuse me, are you here because you have read my most famous food blog?'
The old man gives a blank look at him and ignores.
MrStyleKing asks again 'Excuse me, i am sure you have heard of me, MrStyleKing, the number one food blogger right?'
The old man continues to eat his food without giving an answer.
MrStyleKing asks again 'Sorry but if you have not visited my food blog please start reading it now to know more fantastic food lobangs'
The old man stops eating suddenly and replies 'Cut it out faggot, for fuck i wanna visit your food blog when i know you even got your ass fucked in a sex forum?
Rgds,
Ah Wee
Quote:
Originally Posted by PowerTAN_P_W
In order to be the number one, you need to start making 5 star threads. But before you do so, please read up 'Attention all ladies, i am 34 this year and horny' to understand the supremacy of Power Tan's 'seh'.
Boyboy1313 went into a sex shop to buy some customized condoms and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl: "Can I help you, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "Yes, I want to buy some customized condoms."
Sales girl: "What size do you need, Sir?"
Boyboy1313: "I don't know what size I would need."
Sales girl: "May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?"
As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance:
"Give me a SMALL one..."
"Wait! Make it MEDIUM..."
"Wait! Make it LARGE..."
"Shit! Give me a TISSUE !!!"
MrStyleKing believes by putting his pic in his food blog can help to increase viewer's appetite for his recommended food. He wasted no time in uploading his most handsome and dashing photo on his blog.
His idea seems to work wonder as almost immediately he receives a thank-you email. Feeling so pleased and proud of himself and his good looks MrStyleKing opens the mail and read it aloud:
'Thank you so much for the pic. I can now finally shit after all these years of constipation by looking at that faggot's photo in your blog.'
People who know me personally call me Power Tan. It will not be difficult to recognise me as despite being short, chubby and wear specs i always walk head high with an air of confidence wherever i go. Such is the overwhelming superiority of my 'seh' which girls simply cannot resist.
Rgds,
Ah Wee
hahahahaha!!!!!! Hilarious!!!! hahhahahaahaha!!! i'm laughing till stomach cramp. hahahaha! Eh..wake up la. 'seh'? hahaha! i think wat they cannot resist is the urge to run. lolz!!!! I think u need to work on ur humble pie, before u start talking abt 'seh'. childish boy...how old are u? gosh.....
one fine day hokkienguy was having his shower in his home bathroom when he accidentally dropped his soap. thinking of bending down and pick it up hokkienguy realised he was unable to do so as memories of past painful experience which happened to him in a swimming pool bathroom flashed across his mind. 'i must overcome this psychological barrier and pick up the soap' hokkienguy told himself. he started walking around his house naked looking anxiously for possible strangers hiding in any part of his house. he has checked his storeroom, kitchen, common and master rooms together with the balcony thoroughly and found no one.
Panting a sigh of relief, hokkienguy was overjoyed to know that it's finally safe for him to bend down and pick up the soap when suddenly he heard a knock on his door. The psychological tension that was building up within himself finally snapped and made him lost control of himself. He stormed the door open and shouted 'KAN NI NA BU CHI BAI! can't you knock after i have picked up my soap????'
a TV crew was spotted standing outside his door, performing live filming of home residents for one of their variety shows...........
At the same moment, miles away from hokkienguy's home, Power Tan was watching hokkienguy's 1.5 inch dick live telecast on national TV, while my ladyboy FB was lying by my side looking at me with full admiration towards a rare man with 'seh' that can easily melt all girls hearts.
17-10-2013, 10:28 PM
Re: All girls love Power Tan
