Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by Neoguri
This is more Jialat than mine.
At least I didn't spend or waited for her.
But sometime, this is the "price" we pay playing the fishing game.
There are bad fishes, but sometimes good fishes as well.
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Originally Posted by SerflySGR
Reminds me of what happened to me many years ago.
At that time, we only had 56K dial-up modems and there weren't any digital cameras. The best we could do was to scan our photos but then again, scanners were very 'scarce' also. Even if we wanted to upload the photos, the 56K connection was really slow.
That's so right Bro Neoguri. Anyway, we live and learn.
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Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
One afternoon, I have booked a ML named X. When I received the confirmation SMS, i walked to the unit carefully.
When She opened the door unit 01-06, she said :"Hello Mr. Z?"
Me :"No leh, my name is Mr.Y"
She: "er..okay. nevermind come in first.". I take out my phone with her photo of the website
Me: "See, it is you!"
She: "Nevermind, come in first..".
Then we started the deed. I stripped and keep wondering why she sound different from SMS. I did not bother but proceed with Massage,HDLY, HJ...
After the deed end, then I paid her and she is very happy for additional business. I was wondering why she said that.
As I exit from the entrance. I saw 2 missed call from the ML. I was thinking she missed me and i call her back.
Lady Q: "Why you're not coming for massage?"
Me: "Haha, you must be joking I just come out from your door".
Lady Q: "Noooo...my unit is 01-06..Block 2".
Me: " I am at Block 1...".
Lady Q: "zzzz...Sigh..okay. please check the block carefully next time. She is X i know her...suan la..".
Do you think as I an idiot for not looking at SMS carefully?
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Not really. U manage to get your deed done after all. Could be worst if the wrong unit appears to be proper woman not a ML and u keep insisting she’s one until she report u for harassment. That one than jialat
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Originally Posted by Mushroom12345
One afternoon, I have booked a ML named X. When I received the confirmation SMS, i walked to the unit carefully.
When She opened the door unit 01-06, she said :"Hello Mr. Z?"
Me :"No leh, my name is Mr.Y"
She: "er..okay. nevermind come in first.". I take out my phone with her photo of the website
Me: "See, it is you!"
She: "Nevermind, come in first..".
Then we started the deed. I stripped and keep wondering why she sound different from SMS. I did not bother but proceed with Massage,HDLY, HJ...
After the deed end, then I paid her and she is very happy for additional business. I was wondering why she said that.
As I exit from the entrance. I saw 2 missed call from the ML. I was thinking she missed me and i call her back.
Lady Q: "Why you're not coming for massage?"
Me: "Haha, you must be joking I just come out from your door".
Lady Q: "Noooo...my unit is 01-06..Block 2".
Me: " I am at Block 1...".
Lady Q: "zzzz...Sigh..okay. please check the block carefully next time. She is X i know her...suan la..".
Do you think as I an idiot for not looking at SMS carefully?
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by thedevil666
Not really. U manage to get your deed done after all. Could be worst if the wrong unit appears to be proper woman not a ML and u keep insisting she’s one until she report u for harassment. That one than jialat
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mushroom12345
One afternoon, I have booked a ML named X. When I received the confirmation SMS, i walked to the unit carefully.
When She opened the door unit 01-06, she said :"Hello Mr. Z?"
Me :"No leh, my name is Mr.Y"
She: "er..okay. nevermind come in first.". I take out my phone with her photo of the website
Me: "See, it is you!"
She: "Nevermind, come in first..".
Then we started the deed. I stripped and keep wondering why she sound different from SMS. I did not bother but proceed with Massage,HDLY, HJ...
After the deed end, then I paid her and she is very happy for additional business. I was wondering why she said that.
As I exit from the entrance. I saw 2 missed call from the ML. I was thinking she missed me and i call her back.
Lady Q: "Why you're not coming for massage?"
Me: "Haha, you must be joking I just come out from your door".
Lady Q: "Noooo...my unit is 01-06..Block 2".
Me: " I am at Block 1...".
Lady Q: "zzzz...Sigh..okay. please check the block carefully next time. She is X i know her...suan la..".
Do you think as I an idiot for not looking at SMS carefully?
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Handbag upskirt.. while I usually laugh at someone in my mind, thinking, auntie, u really so careless leh.. cannot feel no cover meh, as her skirt/dress was unknowingly lifted up by her bag flashing her butt to everyone..
Then....... happen recently, someone gave me a tap on my shoulder, "小姐,你的裙子炫上来了"... aiyo.. . But... at least he didn't call me auntie.. ai~~ damn embarrassing!!!!
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by Blackenrose
Handbag upskirt.. while I usually laugh at someone in my mind, thinking, auntie, u really so careless leh.. cannot feel no cover meh, as her skirt/dress was unknowingly lifted up by her bag flashing her butt to everyone..
Then....... happen recently, someone gave me a tap on my shoulder, "小姐,你的裙子炫上来了"... aiyo.. . But... at least he didn't call me auntie.. ai~~ damn embarrassing!!!!
I would have tapped on your butt instead of your shoulder
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by Blackenrose
Handbag upskirt.. while I usually laugh at someone in my mind, thinking, auntie, u really so careless leh.. cannot feel no cover meh, as her skirt/dress was unknowingly lifted up by her bag flashing her butt to everyone..
Then....... happen recently, someone gave me a tap on my shoulder, "小姐,你的裙子炫上来了"... aiyo.. . But... at least he didn't call me auntie.. ai~~ damn embarrassing!!!!
U din realize that its somewhat cooling than normal? Lol
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
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Originally Posted by Blackenrose
Handbag upskirt.. while I usually laugh at someone in my mind, thinking, auntie, u really so careless leh.. cannot feel no cover meh, as her skirt/dress was unknowingly lifted up by her bag flashing her butt to everyone..
Then....... happen recently, someone gave me a tap on my shoulder, "小姐,你的裙子炫上来了"... aiyo.. . But... at least he didn't call me auntie.. ai~~ damn embarrassing!!!!
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
I was in LA for a 2-week business trip last year. On the last night before returning, I was drinking at a bar opposite the hotel, a lone chinese chick came up and sat next to me and we chatted. She was a Singaporean too, how rare can that be?
We ended up back in my hotel room for a great night workout till we cuddled and watched the sunrise together and she left before breakfast. Since it was meant to be an ONS, we didn't exchange anything except body fluids.
When I boarded the flight home at night, the cabin crew speaking to me had a familiar voice, "Welcome onboard Mr. X", and there she was, the chick I just fucked hours ago.
Embarrassed, we deliberately avoided small talk for the next 17hrs and when the flight landed I just said goodbye and walked off. Thinking back with my smaller head, it was so stupid of me not to follow-up the connection during the second encounter on the flight.
Re: SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blackenrose
Handbag upskirt.. while I usually laugh at someone in my mind, thinking, auntie, u really so careless leh.. cannot feel no cover meh, as her skirt/dress was unknowingly lifted up by her bag flashing her butt to everyone..
Then....... happen recently, someone gave me a tap on my shoulder, "小姐,你的裙子炫上来了"... aiyo.. . But... at least he didn't call me auntie.. ai~~ damn embarrassing!!!!