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If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.


Q.What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!

What do you call the art of erotic paper folding?
Origasmi

Streetwalker’s slogan: It's a business to do pleasure with you.

Q. How do you tell the difference between a cow and a bull?
A. Milk them both. The one that smiles is the bull.

KY Jelly have jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for their new product:"Y2K-Y Jelly :

When you want to put four digits where only two could fit before"

Q: What's the difference between rooting a girl with arms and rooting a girl with no arms?
A: If you're rooting a girl with no arms and your dick slips out, you have to put it back all by yourself.

Q: What has 100 teeth and can hold back a huge monster?
A: My zipper.

Q: What's the difference between spit and swallow?
A: Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.

Q: What's the best thing about dating a blonde?
A: She shuts up the second you put your dick back in her mouth.

Q: Do you know why they named it the "wonder bra?"
A: When you take it off, you wonder where her tits went.