My Office Scandal

[sadsky18]

Had been reading for a couple of years , posted some comments , some get positive feedback while some get negative feedbacks .

Well , this is part and parcel of the forum .

I also had my fair share of moments ( like irc / clubbing / office / wechat )

Should post my office scandal since its still fresh on my mind .

Here its goes ,

Year - 2008
Month - Dec
Occasion - Company ( Dept ) year end party
Location - East Coast Chalet

Im quite a senior in my dept ( ranking number 3 ) after working for about 7 years .

So every where I go , my staffs ( I handle about 200 ground staffs ) usually call me "boss" but I always politely say "please call me S"

Although im super shiok about this but must be humble mah . :")

I usually hang out at out outstation office , hence I seldom go main office ( HQ )

Most of my HQ colleagues only know my name but maybe don't know how I look like unless they check co portal .

I use to flirt with my ground staffs ( some are as young as 19 ) but I don't get involved with them as I understand the meaning ( don't shit where u eat )

So happen to go this co event ( my first in my 7 years in this co ) as I don't really like to social around .

I saw this super cute girl ( she a bit ba ba , but her face is soooo angel looking ) .

I was like kena strike by lightning , whole body cannot move , eyes fix on her .

She had a 34D ( erm I know it when she told me "on my bed" ) but her waist a bit big lah , about 30 ... But that not the point . hahahha I like ba ba girls ...

My colleague try to make some intro to me ( when she asked for something . like where is the cups or plate ) . I somemore act dao , say I don't know .

Actually she is the event logistic handler . ( im the event treasurer , but I never attend the meeting for the event hence I don't know her ) .

So when she look lost , I told her I will go buy , then the best thing happen .

SHE SMILE .

Wah , super sweet lor .

Fast forward .

Event end , everyone goes home ( either by cab , bus , mrt ) . She was walking towards bus stop when my colleague shouted at her .

Pushing me forward saying " S will send you home . on the way ) .

KNN I stay north , she stay East . Where got on the way . But being a gentleman , I smile and say " If you don't mind my dirty car , I can send you home "

In the car , its was super cold . Both of us not talking .

Then suddenly , I pop the question .

" How come I never see you before "

She reply saying she had been in co for 2 years but not same dept as me . She was invited to this event becos its a joint event by the two dept .

Then I was like , "IS IT" ...

Then she reply " yup , you don't know becos u don't come for the meeting ! "

Then I was like " hahahahaha , I busy mah "

After about 20 mins , reached her home , she say bye bye and I say bye bye .

( this is how we meet each other , abit boring lah ..... )

TBC :")

[kretek]

Pitch tent liao...

[kickassfella]

Pitch tent with my rations and maggi mee!

[sadsky18]

Story continue .......

So the next few days were to like trying to get to know her ....

Im soooo hard working , going HQ every now and then ......

But didn't get to see her ( she is working shift , so maybe she is working nite ... that's what I told myself )

I hinted my colleague that I wanna know her but I "shy" ... hahahaha

the next thing I know is my colleague give me her number !!!!

I was like ... wah , u so brilliant . he just tell me that just check portal lor , got put mah ...

This show that im a idiot !!!!

Holding to her number but I was like "no balls" , don't dare to call / msg .....

A week had passed , my colleague asked me how is the things , I just smile ...

Sensing im useless ! He asked my another colleague ( a lady ) to help ...

She managed to date her for a Supper ( four of us ) and told me I had to foot the bill :")

Of Cos !!! ( that's was my answer )

During the supper , she eat pretty less ( maybe she shy )

But me and and two colleagues were like hungry ghost hahahahahahaha ....

As usual , I send her home .

This time , more thing to chat ...

she - I heard J say you interested in me ah
Me - cough for a few times and look at her
she - sitting side way , stared at me
me - where got .... J any how only
she - then why you blushed !!!!!
me - got meh , I so dark , u can see ah
she - ok , then u stop the car , I go home my self
me - wei , we are at express way leh
she - I don't care ( taking her hand bag already )
me - ok ok . u win .... im interested in KNOWING you more
she - only that ?
me - wei , I don't even know you had bf a not or you married a not .
she - then why u don't ask !!!!!
me - I shy mah
she - chase girls cannot be shy de .........
me - I look her and say ( so do you have a bf )
she - you guess lor ( then she smile again )
me - erm , u so pretty , sure have one lah
she - just broken off like one months ago ?
me - sorry ......

Then we reach her house already .........

I gather all my courage and ask her ....

( can I have your number ? )

She replied ( didn't you already have it like one week already ? )

with that , she say bye bye and close the door .....

I was like ...... OMFG , how come she know ... must be J told her .......

while I drive home , I received a msg from her

( wei , thanks for the supper , and remember , cannot be shy when come to girls if not chance will be gone :") )

I cannot sleep the whole nite

heehee .........

TBC

**erm , if the story bored , please don't flame me ..... cos the juicy part wont come until maybe 5 or 6 esp :"P

[Wintermelontea]

Originally Posted by sadsky18

( wei , thanks for the supper , and remember , cannot be shy when come to girls if not chance will be gone :") )

super nice of her to remind you...i think this sort of reminder really help a guy...sort of giving him the go-ahead to woo the gal?

waiting for your update!

[sadsky18]

Originally Posted by Wintermelontea

super nice of her to remind you...i think this sort of reminder really help a guy...sort of giving him the go-ahead to woo the gal?

waiting for your update!

agree agree agree

*-)

[NRider]

TS great start, pitching my tent to support !!

[ULTIMOS]

camping for more , thanks

[bakaas]

nice story bro, i'll also pitch tent to support you!

[nudity1969]

Support support.... keep em.... cumming....

[xiaonanren]

Camping tent nice

[btblue8]

Sounds like a sweet girl!

[Dcflo]

Haha... Interesting... Want to know the next stage

[xiaomi]

Nice....

Good job TS

[sadsky18]

Story continue .....

A little self intro about her

Name - W
Ht - 168
Wt - 60-70 ( according to her lah )
Boobs - 34D
Waist- 30 ( I saw her jeans size )

The following weeks , whatever I tried ( dating her ) , all were rejected .

Although W had replied to my sms .

But no matter how hard I tried to ask her out ( be it fetch her home , or go meal ) , she always say ( cannot lah , got work / I busy / I got apt )

I guess normal guys six sense will tell him the girl don't really interested in you ..

Kinda of sad , so I return to my old pattern ( not going to HQ anymore )

J msg me asking me why I wasn't going to office anymore ( as often ) to see my crush . I told J I was CRUSHED by her already . hahahahaha

Then one day , J call me ...

J - wei , why u so fast give up ? its barely a two weeks you know her , its barely one week you started your move .

me - ai ya , the way she behave , confirm I no chance lah . don't wan to waste time lah . sleep better mah . lol

J - maybe she testing you leh . trying to play hard to get mah . you know guys wont treasure if girls give in easily ...

me - sure a not .....

J - no harm asking her one time if she is not interested or what . since she already so "open" to ask you if you are interested in her mah .

me - okie .... I see how lor ..

So as usual , morning msg , noon msg , nite msg ( all the normal greeting ) .

Then third weeks had passed and im starting to lose patient ....

So I msg her

me - W , I ask you hor , you got "target" already or you had been "book" already ?

W - erm , what talking you ?

me - means , do you have a crush or you already had stead ?

W - every girls had crushes what right ( those movie idols , those singers ) hahahahaha

me - wei , I talking seriously one lah

W - why you wanna know ???? u interested in me ah :"P

me - ya lah ya lah ya lah ( I super pai sei to msg her this )

W - :") wah , someone must be blushing now heehee

me - ..........

W - why ?

me - you haven't tell me leh ??

W - for me to know for you to find out :")

me - ......... should I engaged a PI ?

W - keekee no need lah ....

me - haiz ...... enjoy your day then

to me , I already give up since she reply like that .... and worse , her reply to me after that is

W - ok , you too ........

WAH PIANG , what is this ? so I got chance a not !!!!!!!

aggrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

With this , 3 weeks had gone

I think im a failure ........

TBC .........................